Katrin Funcke, Illustration

STERN diagnosis

spleen rupture

ileus

peanut inhaling at the airport

vessel growth

cystinosis

voice malfunction due to body shaming

sudden twitch – paroxysmal kinesiogenic dyskinesia

dumping syndrome

meat allergy

iron deficiancy anaemia

thalamus infarct

lost voice/personality

errant thyroid

nettle rash

gas poisening

swallowed balloon

meningitis

mummies sudden heart attack

chronic rheumatism

post-natal-depression

hoarse

trichinae by home butchering

syphilis

Hyperemesis gravidarum

familial Mediterranean fever

stroke

schistosomiasis

pseudotumor

sudden paralysis

Rapunzel-syndrome

Muir-Torre-syndrome

Muenchhausen-syndrome

allergic to a shrimpy kiss by her chef boyfriend

mephisto – actor is allergic to the lightning powder he has to throw on stage

guarana chewing gum

cherry pit

sciatica

hysteria

hydrocephalus

histamin intolerance – women found her own diagnoses by googling for no coctor paid attention to her

rabbit fever – man was bitten by a tick between his index and middle finger

swimmer

gall

depression

depression as a antibiotic byefect

adverse drug effect

lyme disease

female mutilation

ballet hip

Alzheimer's

stroke

bedwedder

barren by genetic defect– ova has to be released artificially

cough reflex Q-tip

knee healer

blood stasis

headbanging

borderline tumor

arm prothesis possible due to leg bone attached to shoulder

Shot in the stomach

broken teeth headache