Katrin Funcke, Illustration

STERN diagnosis

west nil syndrome

gastric band

down allergy

cocaine smuggler

gullet

paralyzed vocal chord

kystoma

long covid

narcolepsia

spleen rupture

ileus

peanut inhaling at the airport

vessel growth

cystinosis

voice malfunction due to body shaming

dumping syndrome

meat allergy

iron deficiancy anaemia

thalamus infarct

lost voice/personality

errant thyroid

gas poisening

meningitis - lowering the pressure on the brain by drilling a hole

mummies sudden heart attack

post-natal depression

hoarse

syphilis

Hyperemesis gravidarum

familial Mediterranean fever

stroke

schistosomiasis

pseudotumor

sudden paralysis

Rapunzel-syndrome

Muir-Torre-syndrome

Muenchhausen-syndrome

allergic to a shrimpy kiss by her chef boyfriend

mephisto – actor is allergic to the lightning powder he has to throw on stage

guarana chewing gum

cherry pit

hysteria

hydrocephalus

histamin intolerance – women found her own diagnoses by googling for no coctor paid attention to her

rabbit fever – man was bitten by a tick between his index and middle finger

gall

depression

depression as a antibiotic byefect

adverse drug effect

lyme disease

female mutilation

ballet hip

Alzheimer's

stroke

barren by genetic defect– ova has to be released artificially

cough reflex Q-tip

knee healer

blood stasis

headbanging

borderline tumor

arm prothesis possible due to leg bone attached to shoulder

Shot in the stomach

broken teeth headache